January 2012
26 posts
Watch
Watchmy niece Ava
Watchnot to get all churchy on you, but Tim Chaddick is my favorite pastor. If you want, you should let this play in the background while you browse the internet
Watchomgitsconsy:
frank0cean:
me and my grandma
HAHAHA I wish I could do something like that with my grandma
i just can’t NOT have this on my blog
8 tags
December 2011
20 posts
10% off all jewelry using "ShopIndie" at checkout.... →
Me buying fur today.
Me: Hi, I'm looking for fur that looks like it comes from a poodle.
Old Russian Fur Store Owner: ...You vant hair from poodle?
Me: No no! I just need an off-white fur that is fuzzy and curly like a french poodle.
Owner: Come. Mongolian sheep. Like poodle. But is sheep.
Me: Oh my god, this is perfect.
Owner: You are making coat?
Me: Well, it's for a stole. I made little poodle heads out of clay and they are going to be attached.
Owner: --staring blankly--
Me: Kind of like the owner killed her poodles and made a fabulous stole out of them. Heh.
Owner: ...She kill dogs?
Me: No! Not real dogs, it's just cartoonish and fake. It's supposed to be funny.
Owner: ...Come, I ring you up now.
Anonymous asked: When you don't have on mascara, you look like a Weasley. It's cool, you're cool, don't wear mascara. Let that ginger power shine through
November 2011
6 posts
