Me buying fur today.

  • Me: Hi, I'm looking for fur that looks like it comes from a poodle.
  • Old Russian Fur Store Owner: ...You vant hair from poodle?
  • Me: No no! I just need an off-white fur that is fuzzy and curly like a french poodle.
  • Owner: Come. Mongolian sheep. Like poodle. But is sheep.
  • Me: Oh my god, this is perfect.
  • Owner: You are making coat?
  • Me: Well, it's for a stole. I made little poodle heads out of clay and they are going to be attached.
  • Owner: --staring blankly--
  • Me: Kind of like the owner killed her poodles and made a fabulous stole out of them. Heh.
  • Owner: ...She kill dogs?
  • Me: No! Not real dogs, it's just cartoonish and fake. It's supposed to be funny.
  • Owner: ...Come, I ring you up now.

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